Sean and I came up with these titles as we were on the last leg of the trip yesterday at about 3 am.  I don’t know when I’ll get to actually writing the tragic events of the past week, so enjoy these for now.

The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round…and Round and Round and Round
How Many Smoking Breaks From Tulsa to Salt Lake City?
Words That Should Never Be Spoken In Front Of Or To Children
The Scream of the Cat-Child and Other Long Stories Which Will Keep You From Sleeping
If You’re A Californian or A Mormon, Prepare to Be Insulted
Eye For An Eye, Tooth For A Tooth: Greyhound Owes Me Its Back
Why I Never Want To Be A True Frugal Traveller
1001 Diseases Unique to Greyhound Riders and Where They Fester
Giving the ‘People of Walmart’ a Run For Their Money
Bad Parenting 101
Life or Death? Choose the Opposite of Greyhound
Ripening With Strangers: A Fruit of the Loom Tragedy
My Phone is Not the Only Thing That Died on the Bus (Sean)
1000 Miles on 1000 Calories: Giving Ghandi a Run for His Money (Sean)
Like the Hogworts Express with Herpes Instead of Magic (Sean)
Like the Hogworts Express but Strands You in the Middle of Fricking Nowhere (Sean)
Like the Hogworts Express but People Bring a Different Kind of Magic
Like the Hogworts Express Except the Puking Pasties are Puking Children
Greyhound, Almost as Much Fun as an Enema (Sean)
Please Get Me Back to School So I Can Do Something Fun Like Homework
How I Learned That the Sickly, Emaciated Dog for Which Greyhound Was Named Refers Less to the Service as Their Poor, Unsuspecting Cargo (Sean)
Greyhound Is Named After the Racing Dog to Make You Think ‘RUN’
Want to Know What It Feels Like to be Treated as the Scum of the Earth? Ride a Greyhound (Sean)
How I Made One of the Worst Decisions of my Life
Brians Theory of Time Dialation: The Closer You Get to Your Destination, The Longer it Takes to Get There